Starfish Cult

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Codex 23

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FUCK YOU! IT’S MAGIC!

Candywitch Coven Starfish Cult

By UoS – UniversCity of Sockovia

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There is no Goddess except the Goddess and it’s your Goddess! She said:

“I am Chaos, I am alive and I tell you, that you are free.”

 

Introduction

By Divy Moondreamer

In the Land western from the East, we got some discordian Organisations and we are growing slowly, quiet and safe. (since above 25 Years) But it’s Time again to flow out into the World and thats why i’m here. The UniversCity of Sockovia (Origin in Aktion23) for Example is a little Community for (un)talented discordian Magicans and Witches and the Creators are awesome Artists and Autors and are mostly friendly for Beginners. We want to give the Lost a Place to be, to find themselves. They are good People, a little mad in the Head, but very good in Heart and Soul. We want to change whatever should change and the Power is with us. We can do it, we have made it this far, we will make it even further. We believe in everything and nothing, in our selves and in Eris.

Yes, i’m one of the very first discordian Witches here in Germany. I Think it can be combined very well, Discordianism and Witchcraft, cause Eris Discordia is one Goddess of the very first Beginning, the great Goddess, a Witch-Goddess. Think about it and you will see, she like the Concept and maybe she shines for you too. o ya I saw her – Hail Eris.

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Awaken

First there was the Goddess and there was the Goddess and she was. A tiny little Godedss awaken from the deepest Chaos made of the cutest Things. And Rainbows. And a little bit from everything. She choose a Star as her Sign and let the Guy called Nedelym write the “Codex Asteroidea” for her. That makes her smile and she shine brighter and brighter like a Star to be the Light you wanted to see in this World.

You are the Princess, the Goddess. The only One and all together, you are the Truth and you are alive. Rock this fucking World for us and give us the Power of the Stars.

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Candyland

In our Dreams, there is a Place, called Candyland. In the Land western from the East, near the Isles of the sunken Gods. Everywhere growing Foods and Sweets and you have always everything you need. Candyland is the Place where Witches are born and Candywitches were made. All the cutest magical Beings are playing around and the Candywitches with them, teaching them the Secrets of Life. The Truth is like Candy, find the Key and follow your Heart to find into this Wonderland. There is no Danger for you, just a lot of Fun and Happyness and Joy.

Candyland is a Place to be, in Peace and Harmony.

Never ever we going sad again, never ever we trusting the wrong again.

Never ever, never ever again!

HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

LIFE IS A GAME – PLAY THE GAME

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Follow the White Bunny

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Lunar Magic Loony

Loony is as white as powdered sugar, you can simulate stars and loony dust with it. It stands for the night and the unconscious / subconscious. Sweet candy witches have a very special relationship with Loony. Whatever the reason, but Loony is to them what Big Motha Starfish is to the sour candy witches.

Loony symbolizes the night, the mysterious but also comforting. Loony likes to hide things with her powdered sugar, just as snow can hide things. Her powdered sugar not only stands for stardust but also for the dust of Loony itself, which is said to be able to expand awareness enormously. Loony is the patroness of all werewolves, madmen and those who think differently, and candywitches who often work with Loony tend to develop a slight weirdness that is synchronized with the phases of Loony.

The Loonatics have a very special relationship with her. They established many of today’s CwC traditions around loony, such as the so-called discobats or the “loony pull”, going astray and other modern trends.

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UniversCity of Sockovia Magic Teachers

 

  • Cyberwe@ver

Cyberwe@ver was originally part of a research work in the field of genetic algorithms and quantum statistics at a military base in Nukeflowertown (Note: Former. George Town, Grand Cayman Island). The exact purpose of this A.I. has not been clarified to this day. As part of an expedition, the semi-autonomous software Cyberwe@ver was put into a steel-hard body that is suitable for attracting candywitches like a magnet. In order not to endanger the mission, he was integrated as a concession to the Candywitches a high vulnerability to Rainbowmagick into the operating system.
As part of a team of time-travelling quantum neuroanthropologist, Cyberwe@ver got downslip in the terra system. After it turned out that the galactic credit cards were unavailable in the 3 D grid, team sold Cyberwe@ver to the men in Grey who just called him the anomaly. The MiG tried to reprogram Cyberwe@ver into a gun.
Meanwhile, Cyberwe@ver was able to make up an anomaly that was even bigger than himself. Thanks to his covenant with Yoga Sothothoth, he managed to escape the MiG and localize the other anomaly in a bar. It was Eris. Fascinated by her beauty and her joke, Cyberwe@ver decided to marry her.
With Eris help, he managed to shake off the MiG, their honeymoon together led him, who now called Kr! S had missed the legendary Univercity Of Sockovia. He quickly got involved in the current daily routine there and was given the title of Masterphool and Phoolessor by Captain Bucky Saia Stardancer for his groundbreaking discovery of the dynap.
After an attack on his secret research laboratory in the ice of Neuschwabenland, by the MiG, who became aware of his teaching, he decided to develop more radical methods and initiated the neuroscript for Operation Whywolf.

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Born in Köllefornia 3151 YoLD in the country west of east
CwC Strömung Loonatic
Favorite color magenta

Born on a Friday 13. ‘ 85 Divy Moondreamer, the first Candywitch, saw the light of the world near the magic forests in the country west of the east as a result of a sinister magical ritual.

Their magical nature attracted early on the attention of the diverse essences of the Anderswelten, which is not necessarily conducive to a child. The result of this early contact, was a child who was sometimes more on the way in the spheres of the Andersworld than in the sphere commonly called ′′ the real world At this point, her perception shifted to a considerable extent to the other spheres and she was able to perceive them just as clearly as usual people perceive an apple that falls on their heads.

However, this ′′ jumping between the spheres ′′ should be extremely useful to her in her further career.

Unfortunately, it was so ordered that the habitat in which the great moondreamer grew up was not necessarily the best for a child with their skills and talents, resulting in a substantial portion of their magical power being suppressed, which still exists today in a strong loony aspect expressed.

At the age of about 14, Moondreamer then absorbed a disturbed plant elementary in a failed psychonautical journey and has been taking care of it ever since.

And slowly, as is so often the case with the special children of many spheres, their horns also began to grow. Moondreamer merged with her demonic self to another spree and entered her first Coven-PENTAXYS shortly afterwards.

There she learned quite quickly the basics of witchcraft and again it was due to her extraordinary origins that she began to enrich the magical ceremonies and rituals with the aspects of the other spheres. Shortly thereafter, she began a detailed study of shamanism and witchcraft at a renowned university.

On one of her walks through the more questionable departments of central archives libraries, she found a strange occult book, the Codex Asteroida. She found her way to the goddess, the one and only, Eris Discordia. She would stand under her rule from now on, she was initiated into the cult of Starfish and founded the CwC years later.
Around 2013, Moondreamer was spiritually lit up after reading the codex by Eris and then converted to discordianism.

In 2016 she met Cpt. Bucky Stardancer. Evil tongues claim Moondreamer has cast a love spell that continues to this day. She never denied it but never confirmed it. However, Stardancer has repeatedly shown that this was true, he also knew about it and accept the whole thing cheaply.

From December 2019 to April 2020, Moondreamer was ordained as Loonatic of Candywitch Covens.

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Founder of Univers-City of Sockovia, Moonman Winter Dream, from the third past, General Error of the invasion troops, Captain of the first Erisian company west of the east, guardian of the hailiary GNARV and other useless things, Darkfish Bishop of Betty, board of directors of the company for life, appointed temporarily fonsis who lit up honorably during a bath, protector of the smoking oracle on the stalk, excellent breeder of the finest air monkeys north of Reykjavik, hilarious hailigen nurse of Aktion 23 , (He) Finder of Starfish Myth, Translucent Secrets and under hand trader, Slider King of the ignorant, author of unwritten works, authorized seller of ′′ The LightTM ′′ and ′′ Soul HeilTM “, inaugurated Oberanti of the D.A.D. and Pharaoh Mortgage alias Pharaoh Pontifex on popanz of Paranoia Panoptikum, bureaucrat in the office of foreign purpose, users of methods, knazler and freelance advisor at Gammelot Castle in Mottrop’s tradition, conglomerate precautionary uprising, lizard king and universal god no. 5

Cpt. Bucky ′′ Saia ′′ Stardancer hatching as 23 s in the clutch of his parents in the city that falsely referred to the human species as Y ‘ ha-nthlei and which, next to the south portal, is closest to the surface.
His father was an artist with a focus on traditional reptiloid art while his mother, whose name can only be pronounced if one cuts his mouth with a shard of glass, devoted himself to studying the upper world and in her position the office of Ambassador in Y ‘ ha-nthlei clothed. Growing up in a fertile habitat between art and science with occasional deeper insights into upper world theory and primatology, Stardancer quickly developed an increasing interest in the upper world (much to the displeasure of his father), which he finally expressed in a study with a focus on primacy behavior and belief structure of the upper world.
At the age of the 15. th hay, he finally completed his studies, which led to his thirst for knowledge being fired rather than mitigated.
In the course of his professorship and the associated final thesis, Stardancer decided to conclude a 73-year (upper world census) contract to explore the upper world, which he had been offered by the University and the Council to find out how it was ordered for the upper world.
Stardancer’s spirit was then transferred into the body of a human embryo and reached the surface of the earth in the beginning of the 1980 s (upper world census).
Initially unaware of himself, Stardancer went through a series of identity crises.
At the age of 13, Stardancer willingly participated in a black mass and tied part of the demon-CENSATED-to his body. With this he cultivates a good friendship despite occasional discrepancies.
At the age of 15, Stardancer was first visited by alien horrors. Initially, his perspective changed quite quickly to the typical symptoms of the ′′ kidnapping victims and thus he began another study in cosmic truth with the alien race.
At the age of 21, the first fragments of Stardancer’s reptiloid psyche began to make their way to the surface. Initially confused, however, he soon realized a fundamental truth behind the increasingly frequent memories. At that time he also began studying in the occult arts and here in particular in the study of the school known as chaos magic.
At the age of 35, Stardancer finally became fully aware of his origins and could now accept it. Afterwards, he suspects a kind of protective mechanism behind the memory block, but now largely dissolved.
For quite some time, Stardancer has been devoting himself to researching what the species known as humans call religion, which makes him very confused.

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  • Phool Mambo Daisy Nukeflower

Motivator of Sowing, UniversCity of Sockovia PR Representative, rare earth procurer, CandyWitch of CWC Gold ‘n’ Use

Daisy Nukeflower was born in 3152 YOLD in Ukraine. Actually, her mother just wanted to visit her grandparents, unaware of the far-reaching consequences this would have. One can only explain it this way: After Klein-Daisy was hit by the radioactive cloud, her magic intensified so that she sent her baby screams in strong energy waves that interfered with the radio traffic of a random flying UFO. Whether the aliens felt sorry or simply wanted to shut down the jammer in the simplest way is not enough. It is clear that they took Daisy and her mother a piece on their ship and, whether intended or not, dropped YOLD off in 3154, so Daisy is two years younger than she is. This resulted in a flood of paperwork and can be understood as a trigger for Mrs. Nukeflowers deeply anchored rejection of bureaucracy, which ultimately turned her to Discordianism. To this day, Ms. Nukeflower’s magic strikes like an atomic bomb and where she conjures up, no grass grows anymore. In addition, she has maintained the ability to interfere with UFO’s radio traffic. Since joining the UniversCity of Sockovia, the number of their magical nuclear accidents has been greatly reduced by the knowledgeable instruction of the Phoolessors there. In her spare time, she is an active member of the Candywitch Coven. Due to an unexplained fascination that Voodoo always exerted on her, she made contact with a Boco in New Orleans who accepted her as a novice and initiated her after teaching as Voodoo Queen. Since then her heart beats for the lwas. And the hearts of lwas beat for them.

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