Order of the Golden Apple

The Church of the Order of the Golden Apple or OGA as we like to call it is a Discordian church and was founded by the 3 priests: Brother Shane (BS), BrotherLukeLuke (BLL) aka LukeLuke, and Pope Kyle the 9th (PK9) in the fall of 2006 AD in Calgary, Alberta.

We may preach a lot, we might not preach at all.

We each also have our own philosophic view, goddess speaks to us all differently.

Sometimes we’re serious sometimes were completely full of shit. If you are offended by something we post, we are not sorry.

We do not take any organized religion seriously, not even our own.

Everything is True, Even False Things.


Required Reading:

– Available to all Free Online just search on Google”Principia Discordia” or “How I Found the Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her”

This may provide great insight or not



Hail Eris, Hail Discordia


Celebrated Holidays

May 23 – Holy Number Day – instituted by Brother Shane

October 23 – Holy Number Day – instituted by Brother Shane

October 30 – Recruitments Recruiting Day Off (RRDO) – instituted by Brother Shane


For those of you without access to the good book and insufficient skills in searching the interwebz, Richard Nixon’s Festering Corpse Society has provided a website with a copy to peruse: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/


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